The American soldier

Once ther was a American you was going to traning camp.  Then all of a suden two germen soldiers jumped out and said ''Where going to kill you". The American said '' You kill me more Americans will kill you" Is that .in option. Can i live for a few more minutes. Fine but will kill you later ok. So he kept on going. He walked for 10 minutes until the British came out of no where i was out numberd by two guys. They where like where going to kill you the american said so you two are going to kill each other. No!!!!! you that  what i said you. Thats it im going to kill you acttulay i am im the leader. So  which on of you are the stronges,coolest,awesome and stupids. So the dom British where ho gets to kill him so the american snecked away. Then the British ahas recanized they are stupid because he escaped. When he was walking he ran in to a tank and said are you kiding me a tiny tank he said surender. Why your like only 3ms high ok go past then ill kill you ok bye. when he gets to the army camp the captian said where where you all this time. Its a long story ser i was ambushed by Germans,British and a small tank and i cme here but when im fineshed they will kill me ok heres an idea. When the american whas back home he saw the tank and he was inside the tank so whent pase. When he whas running up to the the British soldiers he had a Bristish accient and British cloths. when he was going to the Germans he dresed as a mail man. So the american got home save and sound.